Posting here! It's my birthday today!! And as the first person, instead of just gifting myself an item, I'm gifting us all!
I will take my 100g freebie gold though.
Everyone gets: Party Fever - This weird sparkly globe makes any moment a party moment. Toss it in the air and the area around you will become dimly lit before kicking music and colored lights make it a party! Lasts for entire thread or when the floating ball gets put away. Good for a single use and then it's just a useless, sparkly ball.
Altitis - You've heard of this in gaming lingo but apparently it's an item too? This tiny container contains invisible 'altitis' organisms. When crushed in your fist and released, it creates two duplicates of yourself for the remainder of the thread! One time use.
